Okay but HOW CUTE CAN YOU BE?¿ 😍
Bae of all baes 😍
#trainlife

shavingryansprivates:

restart your computer to install important upd-

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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Be happy without picking flaws.
- Victor Hugo, Les Misérables (via observando)

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gnarly:

Why do some couples make their status “single” every time they fight. I don’t put “orphan” when I get into fights with my parents.

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firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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(via trust)

unshaped:

that-fandom-blog:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED
HUMAN
YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

It’s a faux paw

did you just………..